台湾之旅（全省走透透）25.05 - 02.06 Taiwan Trip

24 May: 出国前的前一晚。。。话说有一只狗，以为它自己是张惠妹，自己“站在高岗上”连绵的青山百里长呀，郎情妹意配成双呀喂~~

它是谁呢？没有错！它就是史上最坏，瘦得像白骨仙，狗界最会吠的新宠儿：臭阿B~~~~

阿B很可爱，每次我们出国前一晚拿出行李包包收拾时，它都会马上爬上去坐，不肯下来。就算抱它下来，它也会马上爬上去，不让我们收拾东西。

This is my doggie number 1, named Ah-B. He's very naughty, everytime we take out luggage wanna pack, he will climb up refuse to come down, he seems to know that we are going away...

25 May: 终于到机场了，登机门也开放了。

The gate is opened ready for boarding.

我们将乘搭这趟班机到台北。很显喔，不能带水上去。只能向他们买一瓶 350ml 的 mineral water @ S$3. 回来的时候就比较好，可以在台北机场的vending machine买水带到飞机上。 4.5 hrs 的 flight , 我总算不会被渴死了！！！

在等飞机的当儿， 乘机休息一下 :p

Resting on the sofa while waiting to board the plane

这就是偶的妈啦！她很好笑。在机场我跟她说我跟小猪没有缘分见面。因为小猪周末星期六和星期天在台北有公开活动，可是我们将南下台中。我妈听了之后，眼眶湿湿的，还拿出纸巾擦眼睛，替我感到辛酸，哈哈哈~~

This beautiful lady is my mum la, hahaha~~~

终于可以登机了！台北，我来也~！~！~！

Finally we can board the plane, Taipei, wait 4 me, here I come~!~!~!

坐了4个半钟头的机，终于抵达台湾桃园国际机场了!

After 4.5 hrs of flight, we finally arrived at Taiwan TaoYuan International Airport =D

在机场外面等着我表姐（育英）的台湾男友（永翔/Ah Boy)的接送。 其实他的‘永’有一个言字旁的， 可是找不到勒 -_-

跟你们介绍一下，Ah Boy 是50%的阿美族喔。。 特征就是黑皮肤跟深眼睛。 顺便讲一下，小猪也是25%的阿美族 :p

Outside the airport waiting for my cousin(Ying) Taiwanese boyfriend (YongXiang/Ah Boy) fetching

我们到达台湾已经是6点多了， 天色也暗了，台湾很早就天暗了。他们的6点好像我们新加坡的8点。刚好也是下班时间，我们就一路从桃园塞车到台北

We arrived Taiwan at 6 plus, the sky has already turned dark. Their 6pm is like our Singapore's 8pm. As it's knock off time, our car jammed from TaoYuan up till Taipei.

我们到达了这个位于西门町的停车场。非常有趣的一个停车场。首先，我们的车子是乘搭电梯到底层的 。 里面真的是窄到不行， 车子很难转左转右。然后我们就看到这样的情形。

We arrived at XiMenDing carpark, an interesting carpark. First, our car took the lift to basement. The carpark is very narrow, difficult to turn left or right. Then we see this scene.

有没有在想上面的车子怎么下来？我跟英研究了很久，终于看到一些机关了。很难在这里解释，想知道的话，亲自来找我，我解释给你听，哈哈~~

Ever wonder how to fetch the car on top? Ying & I explore for some time finally we see the solution. Difficult to explain here, if u wanna know come n find me personally, i'll explain to u, haha~~~

我们在台北的第一顿晚餐。在西门町相当出名的“鸭肉扁”很贵喔！半只鹅加5碗米粉汤 S$50. 但是无可否认，那个米粉汤真得很好吃！！！= D

Our first dinner at Taipei. A famous shop named "Flat Duck Meat" at XiMenDing. But very ex, half a goose + 5 beehoon soup cost S$50. But I have to admit the beehoon soup super duper nice!!!

西门町的夜景, 超多人的！ Night scene of XiMenDing, super many people!

26 May: 隔天早上我们9点爬起来，等Ah Boy接我们去台中。 不过Ah Boy睡过头，迟到了。因为英跟Ah Boy昨晚去看半夜场电影看到2点才回饭店。

The next morning we woke up at 9am,waiting for Ah Boy to fetch us to TaiZhong. But Ah Boy was late, he overslept bcos he & Ying went to watch midnight movie till 2 am


台湾只有一种颜色的计程车， 它就是小黄了。 哪像我们新加坡的，已经可以组成一道彩虹了！哈哈~~

Taiwan, there's only one type of taxi named Little Yellow. Unlike Singapore's taxi colours, already can form rainbows liao, haha~~

大过年的~！~！七早八早就有人排队看电影了，会不会太怕输了啊？有看娱乐百分百的朋友应该对玫瑰唱片不陌生吧？嘻嘻~~ ;)

Early in the morning already got people queuing up to watch movie, super kiasu lor!!!

我妈最想吃的台湾肯德基。KFC, one of the food that my mum wanna try

看娱乐百分百的朋友，五大唱片行，熟不熟啊？呵呵~~ Big Train, 小猪的粉丝，看了会兴奋吧？嘻嘻~~~

这是我，Serena & 妙妙 的dream hotel. 为什么呢？因为有看娱乐百分百的朋友， 就会知道偶像们常常在这饭店外面举办活动， 哈哈~~

My favourite hotel bcos alot artistes hold event in front of this Rainbow Hotel, haha ~~~

Rainbow Hotel: A 3* hotel, right in the centre of XiMenDing, super convenient!!

在去台中的路上。 On our way to TaiZhong

这是休息站的厕所，好可爱的厕所喔！！ The toilet in the resting station are cute!!
猪迷，记不记得小猪在节目上说过休息站的厕所， 男生站着尿尿的时候都有漫画可以看？边尿边看。原来女生蹲着尿尿的时候也有漫画可以看喔，哈哈哈~！~！

Comics are provided in the toilet cubicles for you to read while u r pee-ing, haha...

这辆车一直载着我们9天台湾走透透！

This is the car that brings us around Taiwan during our 9 days trip!

台湾的加油站很豪迈很大方，每次加油都会给我们矿泉水，最多的一次是10瓶哟！哪像新加坡，还要累积分数才能换一些有的没的东西。

Taiwan petrol station very generous. Everytime we pump petrol they will give us mineral water. The most is 10 bottles wor! Unlike Singapore, still have to accumulate points to exchange those dunno what stuffs.

高速公路， 我一直在想这是不是许玮伦发生车祸的地方， 因为我觉得它很面熟，好像在电视上看许玮伦的报道看过。。。=(

我问了Ah Boy, 他也不知道。。。

坐了好几个钟头的车，终于到台中了。一到就看见这个超大的王力宏海报。很好看！(虽然我不喜欢王力宏 >.<)

After few hrs of car ride, finally reach TaiZhong, saw this super huge poster of Lee Hom.

到达台中的第一顿午餐：我点了这两道。很好吃！！ 还有免费冰茶喝，服务太好了~！我妈太强了，竟然去骂那个对我们失去耐心的安第

Our first lunch at TaiZhong. I ordered Minced Meat rice & Bittergourd spare ribs soup. Free ice tea was provided, service quite good lor although my mum scolded the auntie for being impatience with us -_-

肉燥饭，别看它小小碗不起眼，其实很好吃的！你们去台湾一定要试！

Dun be faked by this small bowl of minced pork rice, think it's not nice. It's really good, yall shld try this when go Taiwan! Cheap too! S$1~!

吃完午餐继续赶路到南投县。 After finishing our lunch, continue our journey to NanTou

到南投县了。 你们有没有看到这些山的形状怪怪的？好像尖头的感觉。Ah Boy 说这些山都是被台湾921大地震给震成这样的。。。

So we arrived at NanTou. Did yall notice the shape of the mountain look abit unusual? It's bcos of the Taiwan 921 big earthquake that caused it to become like this...

再近一点看这些山。有怪到吼？一直以来我都觉得南投很可怜。大家都问我为什么。因为南投这个县是被921大地震震得最严重的一个县 =( 也因为921大地震， 让我在好几年前就已经认识了台湾有一个县叫南投。。。

A closer look at these mountains. All the while, I find NanTou is a pitiful place due to the earthquake. And bcos of this earthquake, few years back I already get to know that there's this place call NanTou in Taiwan...

不知道坐了几个小时的车， 我们终于到达著名旅游胜地：日月潭

为什么叫日月潭呢？我们的兼职导游，Ah Boy 说因为有两个潭，一个像日， 一个像月，所以就叫日月潭

After dunno how many hrs of car ride, we finally arrived at popular tourists' spot: Sun Moon Lake. According to our part time tour guide, Ah Boy, it's named as Sun Moon Lake bcos there's one lake look like Sun and the other one look like Moon.

来来来，大家来拍个照做纪念。Come come come, everybody come and take a pix for memorial.

啊~！小猪你怎么会在日月潭啊？我要跟你合照！！ （小插曲：猪迷，记不记得小猪说过他有养一只据说不会长大的迷你猪？后来那只猪越养越大，到现在100多公斤了，哈哈~~）

迷你猪也要吃奶嘴的喔，嘻嘻~~~ Mini Pig needs to suck on pacifier too, hehe~~

不知道这个是日潭还是月潭 *bleh* Not sure this is Sun Lake or Moon Lake

日月潭的一个小镇。 A small town at Sun Moon Lake

台湾好有趣，总统这个词也以随便拿来用的，连鱼也不放过，呵呵~~~

President Fish!!

忘了跟大家说，台湾很注重包装的。 就算东西可能不好吃，但一看到它可爱的包装就很想马上买下来。你们看，连旅游车也这么亮丽，在新加坡上哪儿找？？

Forgot to tell yall that Taiwan placed alot emphasis on packaging. Even if the food inside doesnt taste good, but their packaging will tempt u to buy one lor. Look at their travel coaches, we wun be able to see this kinda fanciful in Singapore one lor

看到后面的山了吗？以上的日月潭照片都是在后面那些山拍的。经过了不知道多少个几十几百几千几万的弯来弯去， 我们终于到达日月潭的这一边。

Saw the mountains at the background? The above photos are taken there. After dunno how many tens, hundreds, thousands of turns, we finally arrive at this side of Sun Moon Lake

唐三藏的舍利子。 (Oh no, how to translate this in English? Tang San Zang English call what? She Li Zi English call wat??)

A closer look at Tang San Zang's She Li Zi

惊不惊讶看到这个？Ah Boy 说有些人会膜拜这个东西的喔 >.< 英妈也买了一个回新加坡给英爸做纪念，哈哈~~

Dun be shocked to see this. Ah Boy said some people really go and pray to this kinda stuffs. One word to describe: WEIRD!! Ying's mum bought one of these back to Singapore for Ying's dad, haha~~

终于离开日月潭来到南投县这里吃晚餐。我手上拿的是超大罐的橙汁和蒜头味很重的开胃菜

So we finally left Sun Moon Lake and have this dinner at NanTou. Im holding onto a super big can of orange juice and a plate of strong garlic smell of this appetiser.

看起来很丰富似的，但我觉得一点都不好吃。 也是在我这9天行程里吃得最不好吃的一顿。那天我也从Ah Boy 身上学了一个新词汇。原来这种 ala carte, 在台湾叫做 “合菜”

This dinner looks delicious but i feel that it's not nice and it's the worst meal i eaten throughout my 9 days in Taiwan.

27 May: 隔天我们在南投埔里箱根温泉饭店里吃早餐。

Having breakfast at NanTou's Pu Li Hot Spring Hotel the next morning.

各位朋友，在我去台湾之前，你们有一些人有听过我提起台湾有个中央山脉对吧？很有意思，这个山脉就在台湾中间，从北部到南部。由于这个山脉真的是高到不行，所以台湾内陆飞机都无法从西边直接飞到东边。只能往北或往南然后再过去东边

Frenz, b4 i go Taiwan, some of u may have heard me saying about Taiwan has a ..... a..... a..... (中央山脉英文怎么讲？好啦，就centred mountains啦 :p) centred mountains right? Here it is! It runs from the North Taiwan to South Taiwan. As it is really that high, Taiwan domestic flights are unable to fly from the West side to the East side straight cut. Instead they have to make a detour to the North or South and then to the East side. Interesting isnt it? (Oh ho, I love nature, fantastic man!!)

往庐山途中。Ah Boy 这一天不知道要带我们去哪里，于是提议了庐山和不懂什么九族文化村的让我们来投票。由于我热爱大自然，当然是选山啊！可是吼，有两个安第很瞎勒！！ 她们选庐山是因为庐山不需要还入门票， 而九族文化村需要。投票理由真是有够瞎咯！！ -_-" (乌鸦飞过头上，嗝！嗝！嗝！）

On the way to Lu Shan. Ah Boy can't decide where to bring us so he suggest 2 places for us to choose. One is Lu Shan the other one is 9 Tribal Groups Culture Village. As I love nature, so without hesitating, I vote for Lu Shan. But hor, got 2 super LOUSY aunties vote for Lu Shan is bcos its free admission, not bcos they really love mountains or whatever reasons -_-'' (Crows fly pass my head. Gu! Gu! Gu!)

驱车途上，我们看见这个景观。这是其中一座山被921大地震震掉。大家能够想象那时的威力有多猛大。。。

On our way, we saw this mountain having break away due to 921 big earthquake. Yall can imagine how powerful the tremors is during that time... =(

唉。。。！ Haiz....!

小摊位在卖蔬菜。天真的英想买来煮来吃因为山上蔬菜很新鲜，结果被Ah Boy冷嘈一番，哈哈~~

好漂亮的溪水耶~！~！

偶妈是在秀雨伞吗？哈哈~~~

从庐山高处向外看，终于看到庐山的庐山真面目了！ 哈哈~~

This is the full scenery of Lu Shan.

庐山的吊桥。 走过去的时候还摇摇晃晃的 *Kia-kia Kia-kia(惊惊 惊惊)* >.<

A hanging bridge at Lu Shan. It will sway when walking pass over, limits to maximum 30 people only. *scared-scared scared-scared*

Ah Boy 说我们爬上这个超级超级斜坡，能够看到以前的原住名是以蹲着的方式埋葬的。

Ah Boy said that we can see people squatted buried after cimbing up the slopes.

由于真的是太陡了，很难爬我们决定放弃了。你看大家都在走小猪最害怕的 “走下坡”:p（没看娱乐节目的朋友，走下坡的意思就是不红了啦）

As it's really kinda difficult to climb the super steep slopes, we decide to give up.

100 degree celsius Cook Egg Hot Spring

我们买了鸡蛋，土鸡蛋， 皮蛋，番薯。 （本人觉得鸡蛋比土鸡蛋好吃，土鸡蛋比较淡一点）

We bought chicken eggs, soil chicken eggs, skin egg and sweet potatoes.(chicken eggs nicer than soil chicken eggs as soil chicken eggs are more bland)For those of you who dunno Mandarin , soil chicken eggs & skin eggs are rubbish k? haha~~

不同的蛋有不同的烫煮时间。上面有写。番薯需要40分钟时间。

Different kinds of eggs need different timing to cook.

好好吃喔！由于我们太早捞上来，有呈现半熟的状态。更好，我最喜欢半生熟的鸡蛋了！=D

The eggs are good! As we took out the eggs too early, the eggs are still not totally hard boiled yet. Even great, cos I love half boiled eggs, haha~~

玩了一整天，太累了！我们回到我们饭店的室内温泉去泡汤！！=D

After a whole day at Lu Shan, we return to our Hot Spring Hotel to enjoy the Hot Spring!

有山又有大自然的温泉，简直是人间天堂，漂亮极了~！~！

Nature scenery of the Hot Spring, it's too good for our eyes~!~!

为了让我的肥肉更嫩滑，我使用了煮海南鸡饭的原理。首先，先泡在超热的热汤里，然后再去泡超冷的冷汤里。好让我的肥肉嫩一点。 哈哈，这个方法瞎不瞎？吊不吊？ :p

To let my fleshy become more tender, I used the method of cooking Hainanese Chicken Rice method to soak. First I enter super hot pool, den I get into super cold pool. Haha, good method right? I'm SmartChic!! :p

铁板烧：好可爱的店，菜单都在外面。让我来跟巨大的菜单合照吧！ ;)

Teppanyaki: A very cute shop, their menus are outside the shop. Let me have a picture with this super big menu, haha~~

在这9天的行程里，我最爱的食物就是这个了！跟新加坡的很不一样！新加坡来来去去只是黑胡椒酱（我最讨厌黑胡椒了）。这里还有那任人随便拿的高丽菜羹简直太棒了！我毫不客气地拼命喝，一共喝了6碗哟！！

This is my favourite food in Taiwan le. Bcos it got assorted dishes for us to choose, unlike Singapore's, only black pepper sauce which I hate it. Here, there's free flow of drinks & soups too. The soup is so superb that I drank 6 bowls of it! haha~~

好美的室内设计，很摩登， 嘻嘻~~~

This shop has nice interior design, isnt it?

连厕所都这么特别，多可爱的洗手盆啊！！

Even the toilet is so nicely renovated, look at that cute basin!

吃过饭，我们到对面的超市走走。多经典的矿泉水牌子：多喝水

妈妈，你有必要这么听话吗？真的要喝这么大瓶的水啊？！

什么怪超市啊？连离婚协议书都在卖？！而且只售 S$1!! 太离谱了~~~ 救命啊！！

超大号的卫生棉，有谁需要啊？我的内裤可没这么大件喔！呵呵~~~

Anyone needs this super large pad? My panty is too small for it :P

饭店旁边有一间倒塌的房子。。。

这是观音瀑布。 Ah Boy 又爆内幕了。据说，这个瀑布早前已经没有水掉下来了。可是过了921大地震后（这里还是那可怜的南投县，just in case 上面看太多照片， 忘记这里是哪里了），由于地面，山面变了，台湾政府就把那些石头移开，让这个瀑布的水重新下来。Ah Boy, 我这样说对不对啊？不对的话请纠正我。谢了！

This is Guan Yin Waterfall. According to Ah Boy, there's no water falling in the past. However due to the 921 big earthquake (just in case u forgot where is this place after looking at so many photos above, this is still the pitiful NanTou state)，as there's a shift in the earth surface, Taiwan government removed the blocking rocks and allow the water to fall again. Interesting again right? I wanna emphasise again I love this kinda nature information, hehe~~~



在南投埔里箱根饭店的最后一晚，拍个照做纪念！

Our last night at NanTou's Pu Li Hot Spring Hotel, took a photo for memorial.

(爆点：你们知不知道，蔡依林的家乡就是在埔里。看八卦新闻，她好像也在埔里买了间豪宅喔！）

那安呢啊？！！ 我最爱的跑江湖鞋子居然在这里给我段掉了！ :""(
这双鞋子对我有多重要知不知道！！它陪了我在新加坡能够舒舒服服地站高高看小猪，如今现在它断了，我该怎么办啊？我还没在台湾见到我的小猪耶！！它断了之后，我的脸当晚就真的是臭到不行咯，影响了我整个旅游心情 >.< 对它依依不舍，不舍得把它扔弃在台湾，妈妈叫我干脆把它带回新加坡丢掉 -_- 结果我还是决定把它扔弃在台湾了。鞋子啊鞋子，你现在在台湾过的好吗？？？

还好我是聪明妞妞， 也带了双后备新鞋。天啊，我是惹火了哪个鞋神啊？！我早上9点退房就坐上Ah Boy的车， 连续坐了两个钟头的车， 才11点喔，我一下车，这双鞋就断了！！我还没走到路这双新鞋就给我当场断了！！ *晴天霹雳！！闪电打雷*

于是，Ah Boy就开车来到这间鞋子大王， 让我买鞋子。不知道是不是鞋神知道错了，也反省过了， 居然让我们一踏进这间店，就发现以下这双鞋！！

嘿嘿~~ 这不是我扔弃在埔里箱根的小白吗？！！小白，我终于找到你了！！快，跟我去见小猪！！*二话不说，马上把你买下！！* 从此以后，我又恢复我灿烂的旅游心情了，嘻嘻~~~

28 May: 前往台南的路上， 在这个嘉义县发现了这个旅游胜地。没有错！它就是新加坡旅行社曾经主办过的剑湖山游乐场配套。 看到这个摩天轮时我好开心喔！为什么呢？因为7，8年前，小猪在少年兵团的你要去哪里单元，剑湖山是其中一个目的地。所以看到这个摩天轮时，特别开心！！

On our way to TaiNan, this is at JiaYi state, we passed by this Jian Hu Shan Amusement Park with the Ferris Wheel.

猜猜看为什么叫臭臭锅呢？当然是加了臭豆腐的锅咯！呵呵~~~

好想念番薯包也是， 好好吃喔！！

这是竹筒饭。是正宗的喔，哪像新加坡 food court卖的都是假的 -_-

This is Bamboo Rice.

哇，好香喔！ 里面有肉，虾米， 糯米饭。有点像我们的肉棕。不知道你们看得清楚饭上面有类似一层皮吗？那是竹筒流出来的汁，可以吃的。

Wahaha smells good! Looks like our Bak Zhang isnt it? There's glutinous rice, meat and dried shrimp. Can yall see there's a layer of skin on top the rice? It's the liquid that flows out from the bamboo, enhancing the taste of the rice. The layer of skin is edible.

终于到台南的赤莰楼了！ 我对它也情有独钟喔！同样的原因，7，8年前小猪的你要去哪里单元，赤莰楼是其中一个目的地。 我还记得那时小猪跟何予雯徘徊在赤坎楼外面，等着路人要进到里面去。皇天不负苦心人，他们终于赢了这一集节目！ 耶~！~！

This is TaiNan's Chi Kan Lou. First degree of ancient building.

来到台南， 当然要试试看他们的小吃：棺材板

Come to TaiNan must try their popular food: Coffin Board

这就是棺材板了。它是厚厚的土司拿去炸，中间开一个洞。里面是牛奶炒海鲜吧。味道有点怪，不过那脆脆的土司很好吃，很香！

This is coffin board le. It's actually a thick thick slice of toast. Deep fried it and open up a hole in the centre. The ingredients inside are milk cooked with seafood. It tastes weird, but the crispy toast is very nice, very fragrant.

好可怜的两只狗要陪着主人的机车一直跑。Ah Boy 说这在台湾挺正常的。

2 pitiful dogs running with their owner's scooter. But Ah Boy said that it's common in Taiwan.

终于来到高雄了。尝尝看他们的黑砂糖冰。

Finally we arrived at GaoXiong. Let's try their black sugar ice kacang.

高雄著名的六合夜市。Gaoxiong's popular Liu He Ye Shi.

Taiwan's 夜市 is different from Singapore's pasar malem in the sense that there's hardly repeated stalls in the Taiwan and there are more to shop. Singapore's pasar malem u dun even have to go already know what are they selling there -_-

妈妈在买她最爱的卤猪脚。Mama buying her favourite braised pork leg.

台湾人称 sotong 为花枝。所以花枝须=sotong leg

在台湾，常常看到那些被采访过的摊子会特别注明感谢某某电视台， 然后放些跟艺人的合照或电视画面。

答案：鸡屁股 （嘻嘻）

Guess what's this? It's chicken backside, haha~~


高雄最高的建筑物。 The tallest building in Gaoxiong. At one point of time, Ying & I saw this building went into the clouds. Then I was telling Ying that those people in the highest level when looking out of the window, they can only see clouds and nothing else, haha~~

29 May: 我们到饭店对面商场的食阁吃午餐。 好大碗的馄饨面哟！！

这商场有个很特别服务，就是电梯小姐了！她们都打扮到好漂亮，服务也很专业，很可爱。哎呀~~ 我知道我这么说你们一定不懂我在说什么，下次你们自己亲自去体验一下好了，呵呵~~~

Having lunch at the food court opposite of our hotel. Look at the super big bowl of wanton noodles.

午餐后，我们来到高雄最新开幕的巨型购物商场：梦时代广场 （它类似我们的怡丰城）

After lunch, we came to this newly opened mega shopping centre: Dream Mall (It's similar to our VivoCity)

本来想坐这个巨大的摩天轮的，可是由于是白天，太阳太晒了，最后决定不坐。

Wanted to take a ride in this ferris wheel, but the sunlight is too strong and the weather super hot, so we decide not to take.

英妈叫我跟旁边那盆花拍照因为它很好看。好吧，那我就拍吧！

Ying's mum said that the flowers are nice, asked me to take a photo with it.

室内唐人街，哈哈~~ 英说我的衣服很配后面的背景， 我也将觉得，呵呵 :p

Indoor ChinaTown. Ying said that my shirt blends well with the background which I totally agree! haha~~~

歹势！对这个没什么兴趣，所以不想多说些什么 :p

Paiseh, not really very keen in this so I shall not say any further, haha... (I got attitude one hor :p)

觉得这几栋屋子很漂亮就把它拍下来了。Don't u find these houses very nicely built?
晚餐时间到了！这是我第一次来刷刷锅哟！ （“刷”字应该要有三点水的， 可是没有勒，打不出）

It's dinner time! This is a Shua Shua Guo Restaurant. Aka Shabu Shabu? Im right rite? hehe~~

店内的对联，我最喜欢这句了。一看到它就非常喜欢因为正符合我们！看得清楚吗？上面是写着：飘洋过海台湾来

这是我们在高雄的最后一个晚上了。明早将直奔台北！！

This is our last night at GaoXiong, we shall chiong all the way to TaiPei the very next morning!!

30 May: 今天是Ah Boy 的生日。让我们祝他生日快乐！！ 台湾的蛋糕挺不错看的嘛，嘿嘿~~ （今天也是我的思贝秀日子喔！ 还记得为什么吗？哈哈，简直就是双喜临门耶！！）其实现在已经是晚上大概9点了。今天一整天都没拍到什么照片因为，为了我的一只猪，为了一个小妹妹追星的梦想，为了跟一只猪合照，我们从早上10点就一路从高雄杀杀杀到台北。总算赶在5点到台北饭店, 6点到八大，7点准时跟小猪合照。 Ah Boy, 虽然你在驾车时一直唠叨着一个小妹妹追星的梦想，弄到我很尴尬也很不好意思，脸不知道要躲到哪里去了。但这次小妮子能实现跟小猪的合照，最劳苦功高的人就是你啦！百分百的谢谢你！千分千的谢谢你！！ 万分万的再谢谢你！！！=D

Today's Ah Boy birthday, let's wish him Happy Birthday! Taiwan's cake looks good too right? haha... (Today's also my SPESHOW day! How many of yall still rmb why is it so? haha, 30 May is a Double Happiness Day for us!!) At 10 am, we rushed all the way from Gaoxiong, reaching Taipei around 5 pm to take picture with my Little Pig at 7 pm. SmartChic hereby wanna thanx Ah Boy for his kindness for fulfilling my dream for me!!

亲一下！亲一下！ 亲一下！亲一下！亲一下！亲一下！

帮 Ah Boy 庆完生日， 我们来到最著名的士林夜市！！吼吼，你们等士林夜市等很久了吧？哈哈~~

After the celebration of Ah Boy's birthday, we came to the super famous night market, Shi Lin Ye Shi!!

大头龙蚵仔煎：有看《转角遇到爱》的朋友，对这个不会感到陌生吧？因为蚵仔煎王子的厨艺就是在这里学的啦~~~ <--- 阿美族腔调，嘻嘻

（想看更多大头龙摊位的照片，请密切注意，继续看后面的追猪记！）

芒果冰：挺好吃的。它的冰幼幼细细的，一放进口里就马上融化掉！

Ice Mango: Quite nice, the ice is so soft that it melts immediately once you put in your mouth!

士林夜市卖吃的地方跟逛街的地方是分开的，中间隔着一条马路。

Shi Lin Night Bazaar is split into 2 parts. One selling food, the other one selling shopping goods.

怪狗！丑毕的狗！What a weird and ugly dog, aiyear.....

31 May: 这些是我们今天吃的午餐。我终于吃到小猪最爱吃的鲁肉饭了，呵呵~~~ (对啦，我还没说到台湾筷子的事吼？在台湾找不到底品质的筷子。不管大店还是小店，他们用的都是我们 Sakae Sushi 用的筷子。哪像我们的，拔开来还有木飞来飞去的，有时还得拔掉那些木 -_-")

Today's lunch, there's pig brain soup, pork chop, bittergourd spare ribs soup, Little Pig's favourite braised pork rice etc etc (Let's talk about the chopsticks they used in Taiwan. They dun use low quality chopstick like Singapore. Regardless it's big shop or small shop, they will use chopstick like Sakae Sushi's those kind. Unlike ours, when separate it still got wood flying here n there, sometimes still have to pluck away the wood -_-")

吃完饭，我们搭地铁到西门町去买礼物。就是你们大部分的人都已经收到那些奇奇怪怪，色色情情的巧克力/棉花糖。这里有发生小插曲：英妈的厕所记（将用英文来解释）。

After lunch, we took train to Xi Men Ding to buy those weird weird & RA RA chocolates/marshmellow that some of you have received it from me.

Poor Ying's mum toilet story: Ying's mum needs to go toilet urgently. The directions shows that we have to scan our card into the platform such that the toilet is inside. So we scan our card and went in. Then the directions shows that we have to walk all the way from one end to the other end. K lor, no choice but to walk. Finally we arrived at the other end, guess what? The directions shows that we have to scan our card and go out as the toilet is outside. Ying's mum is so pek cek that she almost went berserk le. She refuse to scan the card out yet she is very urgent in leaking. Me & Ah Boy told her that Dan Shui is very far, close to 20 stations, it's better she take a leak first but she refuse. Ah Boy finally managed to talk her out and Ah Boy talk to the train staffs and eventually we managed to go out to the toilet without scanning our cards. What a LOUSY design right? LOUSY architects!!

这是单程票。 第一次看到挺新鲜的。Ah Boy 说是学日本的。怎么用呢？它就像咱们的易通卡。进去的方式是一样的。出来就稍微不一样了，而且我觉得概念比新加坡好。出来时就好像投硬币一样，它会被吃进去。哪像新加坡的，还得去贩卖机那里取回一块钱，真是逊透了！

This is a single journey ticket. It works like our EZ-link card, scan to go in. But come out slightly different. It's like putting a coin into the machine and it's so convenient such that you dun have to retrieve back the $1 coin deposit like in Singapore.

另一个让我印象深刻的。搭客都很守次序地排队， 而且排得很整齐， 不会插来插去。新加坡的虽然也有排队，但排得很乱。有排等于没排。 我觉得台湾应该受了很多日本的影响。

Im very impressed by the way Taiwanese queue up to take the train in an orderly manner. There's no rushing, they patiently wait for passengers to alight first before they board the train. It's very systematic and everyone cooperates well too.

看到我的心情超好的嘛！因为刚刚才见了小猪，心情当然好上几百倍！谁受得了啊！！哈哈~~

英妈和英/我妈和我轮流坐上这个椅子拍照。其他的搭客一定是觉得我们神经病，哈哈。。。

Im feeling high & good cos I finally see Xiaozhu! Ying & her mum/me & my mum take turns to sit on this chair to take photos. Other passengers must be thinking we are mad!

Give up seat to pregnant woman & elderly, they call it as 博爱座

终于到达西门町了。有没有发现我的衣服跟上面的照片不一样？（哦~ 噢！，作假却路出马脚了，穿帮了！:p）谁看不懂我在说什么的请举手！

Finally we reached Xi Men Ding. Anyone of u notice something different on me? It's my shirt. No link right? :p) Those who dunno what Im talking about please raise your hands!

找找看小猪在哪里，红色的四方形格子里面都是小猪喔！嘻嘻~~ 西门町到处都是小猪的踪影耶！

“节约能源， 暂停使用”

台湾有必要这么省吗？为了省电，居然不开电动扶梯。要我们爬那么长的楼梯。话说回来，台湾真的是一个很环保的国家。买东西不给袋子， 要付钱才肯给你。饭盒都是用纸做的。到处都是分类的环保垃圾桶。

"To save energy, this escalator is out of service"

Oh my god, made us climb so many staircases! But then Taiwan is a country that is really very IN in the recycling. They dont give carriers unless u pay for the carriers. Their meal packets are all in paper. Everywhere u go u see recycle rubbish bins.

两位太太， 你们可以走快一点吗？？

还是这么远！再走快一点啦！！ 快点快点~！~！ Taking ur own sweet time to walk :p

来到兵马俑博物馆。这些都是英的偶像。若可以的话，她还想带其中一个兵马俑回家勒~~

偷拍台湾学生的样子，哈哈。。。 原来他们都可以不用把衣服塞进去的喔！

Noticed Taiwanese students dun have to tuck in their shirts.

奇观：英妈，我妈和我都发现了一个现象。就是女学生很黏男老师。男老师走到哪里，女学生都跟着紧紧的

Ying's mum, my mum and I noticed that these female students like to stick with the male teacher. Wherever the guy goes, the girls will follow closely

接着，我们来到了淡水老街。淡水名产是什么？没错，就是铁蛋了！

So we came to this Dan Shui Lao Jie. Dan Shui is famous for it's Metal Eggs.

在台湾，到处都可以见到机车。如果我生活在台湾的话，我一定要买一辆可爱型的机车。

Scooters are very common in Taiwan. Guys & gals both ride scooters in Taiwan, seldom see those heavy motorcycles. But in Singapore, if guys ride scooters, people will say u are 娘娘腔 lor, haha...

后面是观音山和淡水河。Ah Boy 说这河水是淡的，到了某处就变咸水了。

Behind is the Guan Yin Mountain & Dan Shui River. Ah Boy said that this river water is bland one, at the other side the river will become salty water. (Translation weird weird one, doesnt sound smooth :p)

我最爱的鸟蛋！！ 到现在我还不知道“可素食”是什么意思。那时忘了问 Ah Boy

My favourite fried quail eggs!!

著名淡水小吃：阿给

来到这里怎能不试试看呢？

This is Dan Shui's famous food: Ah Gei

It's tofu stuffed with tang hoon.

你们都不知道，Ah Boy 和 英是表演歌仔戏的。

Both Ah Boy & Ying are Hokkien opera performers.

英第一次参见未来岳母大人。Ying's first meeting with Ah Boy's mum.

没有错，这就是台北小巨蛋！第一个艺人在台北小巨蛋开演唱会的人是谁？没有错！他不是别人！他是亚洲最帅~~史上无敌~~舞台霸王~~广告新宠儿~~就是你！！ 罗~志~祥~！

Singapore Geylang also got this shop selling dao huay zhui & you zha kway.

这只广告狗狗是 Ah Boy 做的。The doggie is made by Ah Boy. It will be there permanently as the petshop's logo.

1 Jun: 从台北驱车前往仔仔的故乡：宜兰 （台湾的东北边）

这是一条超超超级奇怪的隧道。它是雪山隧道。曾经上过Discovery channel 因为它是史上其中一个最难建的隧道之一， 因为它的石头太硬了。台湾政府很鸟喔。隧道刚建好的时候，不开放给民众，只肯让政府人员使用这个隧道到宜兰度假 -_- 后来民众当然抗议啊。。

最后终于开放给民众了。还有更鸟的事喔！政府规定车速60-70之间。太快或太慢都会被抄。车子之间的距离也要按照隧道里面的灯的规定。太靠近前面的车也会被抄。政府好像是怕车子会撞坏他们宝贵的隧道。有好几次AhBoy 的车太靠近前面的车了，他得噗噗前面的车叫他快点同时又得保持在60-70之间。 压力还真是大勒在里面驾车。

隧道里面还有广播的喔！它会播报哪些车子触犯规定耶！而且这个广播也很大牌的，只要它一响，车里的电台也会马上自动转成隧道的广播了。这么鸟的隧道，真是让人啼笑皆非啊！

我们就这样慢慢地驶过这条漫长12km超级鸟的隧道。。。

On our way to YiLan (Taiwan Northeast part), we need to passby this Xue Shan Tunnel. This is an unusual tunnel as many weird things happened here. First this tunnel appeared b4 on Discovery Channel as it's one of the most difficult tunnels built due to it's super hard rock.

When this tunnel was first completed, Taiwan government only allowed certain government officials to use this tunnel for their holidays, it is not opened to public. So stupid right? Spent so much money and dun let the public use it. Of cos the public make noise after that. So finally they open this tunnel to the public.

Although they opened to public but they set all kinds of weird regulations. First, car speed must be between 60-70 km/hr. Less than 60 or more than 70 will be fined. Next, cars are instructed to keep a safe distance from the car in front by using the wall lamps as judgement. Too near to the car in front will be fined too.

A couple of times Ah Boy's car was so near to the car in front and he had to horn the car in front to speed up a little yet still maintain the speed of 60-70. It's really so stressful driving in that tunnel.

And there's live broadcast in the tunnel wor! Broadcasting whose car is breaking the rules etc etc. And they super duabai lor, the radio in the car will automatically changed to the broadcasting if there's one in the tunnel.

Let me translate this to non-chinese viewers k!

It says 14 Mar is White Valentines Day. On 14 Feb, after girls have given the gifts to the guys they like, if the guy also like the girl, then the guy will return a gift on 14 Mar to show that both are mutually liked. But if the guy purposely skipped giving gift on 14 Mar, it is to say that the guy is not interested in that girl and it is a form of rejection to the girl.

龟山岛。像不像乌龟啊？我觉得到是挺像的！Tortoise Mountain Island. Look like a tortoise isnt it?

在我后方就是太平洋了！！ 哇， 好兴奋喔，第一次看到太平洋勒！！ 太平洋真的是太大到一览无遗勒！！！ 太平洋的另一端尽头，地球的另一边，美国你们好~~~！

The ocean behind me is Pacific Ocean. Wah, super excited ar me, first time seeing Pacific Ocean leh! The other end of Pacific ocean, the opposite side of the Earth, How Are You America? Doing fine? haha~~

这就是中央山脉了。有没有看到它真的是太高到已经进入云朵里面去了？好喜欢这样的景色喔~~ 看了让人心旷神怡！

This is the centred mountains again. Can yall see that it is really that high till it went into the clouds? Cant resist falling in love with this kinda nature!!

卖水摊位。很口爱吧？嘻嘻~~ Drink stall. Very cute right? hehe~~~

冬瓜茶。Winter melon tea.

这是我的最后一张美美的照片了。接下来的照片，惨不忍睹！！ 5秒之内马上变大猪头，一点也没夸张。。。 >.< 请先做好心理准备，以免作呕现象出现

This is my last beautifully taken photo. Bcos the rest of the photos below are those that will upset yall, making yall uncomfortable & nauseous upon looking at it. I have turned into a big pig head in just 5 seconds time. No exaggerating at all...

较早前说过 Ah Boy 是演歌仔戏的，今天我们会来到宜兰就是来看他表演。他正在彩排当中。

Earlier on I mentioned that Ah Boy acts in opera. Today we came to YiLan to watch him perform. He is now rehearsing.


两个傻妞冒着雨，撑着雨伞到台前仰慕她们的 Ah Boy. （不是我吼，我是摄影师）


2 ladies enduring the rain, holding on to their umbrellas, go to the front stage, admiring their Ah Boy. (Not me, Im the photographer)

虽然眼睛已经肿到张不开了。。。 但我还能笑着拍照。。看得出又红又肿吼？

Although my eyes are already swollen till unable to open, but i still can smile to take pix... Can see my eyes are red and swollen right?

*独家照* （其实我现在不敢看这些照片，我会起鸡皮疙瘩，看十次，十次都起， 你们会吗？）不要怀疑，这已经是我眼睛最大了，还是看不到眼球吼？唉。。。

某医生的药还真是太强烈了。早上9点吃的药，等到傍晚5点才肿成这样。不会再看这个医生了。。 还好小猪没看到我这副丑样。。。

Scary anot? Actually now i dun dare to see these photos bcos i will have goosebumps everytime i see without fail. This is my biggest eyes, cant open any bigger anymore. Terrible right? The medicine super strong lor, 9 am consume the medicine, it waited till 5pm den my eyes become like this, wun visit this doctor again... Lucky Little Pig din see my face lidat...

两个新加坡的傻妞。大晚上的，一个戴墨镜， 一个撑伞。 真是有够机车的，呵呵~~

2 silly chics, 1 wearing sunglasses and the other one holding on to an umbrella during night time.

Ah Boy 表演开始了。这个是在演卖饭的吧？

Ah Boy has started performing. I think he's a rice seller? Not too sure though...

Ah Boy 又摇身一变变成包公身边的王朝马汉了。

变变变，Ah Boy 又变成牛头马面的。

马面露出人头了。原来他们是在演一个陷阱。

又摇身一变变成包公身边的太监了，哈哈哈。。。


眼睛有稍微开一点点了喔？ 就那么的一点点。。。 虽然眼睛肿， 但以上拍 Ah Boy 的演出还不赖吧？哈哈。。。

My eyes has opened slightly abit liao. Just that little bit. Although i cant open my eyes, but my photography skills of Ah Boy's performance still looks good right? haha ....

Ah Boy 表演完毕，我们又驱车回来台北。由于一整天没吃到午餐和晚餐，现在又是半夜12点了，肚子简直是饿扁了！来到夜市吃夜宵

After Ah Boy finished performing, we drove back to Taipei again. As we didnt eat lunch & dinner the whole day, and it's 12 am now, all our stomachs have started playing drums. So we went to the night market for supper.

英要吃刷刷锅，这次的跟前面不一样。这是迷你的个人的。

Ying wanna eat shabu shabu again. But this is different from the earlier on one. This is a mini shabu shabu for each individual.

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哈哈哈，扯太远了！回来！ 来来来，大家来选你们要的火锅配料。

Pu Pu Pu~~ The train is here! Dear passengers, for your own safety, please stand behind the yellow lines. If you see any suspicious articles, inform the staffs or call 999.

Oops, too much rubbish! Anyway, choose ur own ingredients for ur hotpot :p

哦~噢！某人的脸黑到不行，连拍照都不会笑了。因为现在已经是凌晨1点了，她真的是太饿肚子太扁脸太臭了，哈哈

Oh~oh! Look at someone's black face like charcoal, cant even smile when taking pix bcos it is now 1 am and she is really damn hungry.

2 Jun: Ah Boy, 你还没睡醒喔？哈哈 :p

我们在台湾的最后一餐。也是我妈最期盼的。她好可怜。从第一天到台湾就吵着要吃肯德基，结果一拖再推， 等到第九天才有机会吃到。台湾肯德基不好吃，不香，也没有我最爱的辣椒酱 =(

Our last meal in Taiwan. My poor mum been wanting to eat KFC since the day she arrived at Taiwan but she had to wait till the 9th b4 she really gets to eat it, haha ... Taiwan's KFC not nice, not fragrant, and they dun have my favourite chilli sauce.

妈妈骑着 Ah Boy 的机车。Mama riding on Ah Boy's scooter.

我们要回家咯！We are flying back to our home sweet home!

办登机手续的柜台。Check in counters.

最后一张大合照。新的女面孔是英的戏曲老师的妹妹，洪秀梅。（几个月前她和她的姐姐洪秀玉在新加坡的慈善节目表演歌仔戏。 她们是首个戏曲演员在新加坡电视上唱台语的歌仔戏）

秀梅姐的眼光有点怪怪的喔！我的脸肿成猪头，她还在跟我妈说我很漂亮 -_-" *乌鸦又飞过了，咯咯咯*

There's something wrong with the eyesight of the lady in pink. My face swollen till look like a pig head, yet she still praise me pretty... What the....

假猪头哥哥一直说我的脸很可爱，也很坏蛋一直要模仿学我的脸。还帮我取了一个新的外号叫小猪妹。小猪妹？偶喜欢~~ =D

Naughty Ah Boy keep imitating my pig face.

我妈给 Ah Boy $$$, 经过我跟我妈的商量，我们决定给 Ah Boy 台币2000，慰劳这9天他为我们做的一切。没错，Ah Boy 你的服务比其他导游好多了。也很谢谢你这么地照顾我们， 衷心地感谢你！ 我们等你9月来新加坡了咯。 到时候轮到我们开车载你全岛走透透了。嘻嘻~~~ 你在台湾看到小猪的话，知道要怎么做了吼！嘿嘿~~ （你说如果你认识小猪的话，你会怂恿他来新加坡，我等着这一天哟！ 一定要叫他住我家喔，我会全职当他的私人司机的 :p）

好漂亮的光芒喔！The rays very nice right?

看看台湾的海岸线，很美吧？由于台湾太大了，我就一直这样看着窗外， 看那美丽的海岸线半个小时目不转睛。

Look at the coastline of Taiwan? Nice? I'm loving it and I stare at it nonstop for half an hour on plane.

我妈强力推荐：我爱大明星！！

4个半小时的飞行太闷了，还好我在高雄买了我爱大明星，能够在飞机上好好享读一番。到新加坡的时候，还差10多面没看完。

4 个月亮？！ 4 moons?!

英爸和英妹来接机咯！ Ying's dad & sis came to fetch.

到新加坡的时候，我们的飞机延迟抵达了。一直在空中上面回转。 据说是前面很多飞机要等着降落。

When arriving in Singapore, our flight was delayed touching down due to there are many planes in front waiting to touch down. So our plane keep making U-turn in the sky.

~台湾之旅正式画上完美的句点了，有点舍不得跟怀念~

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在这里，我要谢谢你们这些忠实粉丝，这么地有耐心看到结尾。让我很感动， 总算没有浪费我的苦力连续熬好几个夜到凌晨2点赶部落格出来。

我要谢谢我的爸爸（出钱），妈妈（出钱），阿B（虽然你没有功劳）, 老渣波（你也没有功劳咯， 不过看在你们两条忠心的狗看到我们回来时这么兴奋， 就把你们也列入名单吧:p），老板（批准我的假期）， 同事/朋友（这么关心我的旅游），Tiff Tiff （支持我的旅游和部落格），Amy & Bebe （感谢你们在八大照顾我），英（肯让我们陪你一起来台湾, 希望我们这些电灯泡没有很亮）， Ah Boy （鼎力的超级照顾我们），车子（感谢你这9天来没给我们任何的问题，爬山涉水都难不倒你），少年兵团-你要去哪里单元（在我还没去台湾之前让我认识到好多台湾的地方），我自己（出钱出力出精神拍照写部落格），喜欢了7，8年的小猪（没赶通告，愿意出来见见粉丝，完成了小妮子想跟你合照的小小心愿）

你们记得临走前要在我的部落格留一下言喔！好的坏的都可以！好的让我开心，坏的让我进步，下次再接再厉！我的照片这么多，写一个是不够的喔！要写多多多多！！

大过年的~~ 记得写喔！是不是~~ 有没有~~ 对不对~~ 好不好~~ 嘻嘻~~

Dear all, thanx for viewing my blog to the last photos, Really appreciate it a lot as u guys didnt let my efforts go down to drain as I been doing these for the past few nights till 2 am nightly.

I would like to thanx my Papa (Sponsor $$), Mama (Sponsor $$), Ah B (Although u have no contribution), Lao Za Bor (U 2 no contribution but for the sake that u 2 doggies warmly welcome us home, I'll include yall in the list :p), superiors (approving my leave), colleagues/frenz (care about my trip), Tiff Tiff (supporting my trip & blog), Amy & Bebe (assisting me at GTV), Ying (allow me to tag along to Taiwan, hope we din become lightbulb there :p), Ah Boy (taking super great care of us), car (din give us trouble during the 9 days), tv show (introducing the various places of Taiwan to me, making my trip even more memorable), myself (Sponsoring $$ for the trip & energy for the photos & blog) and my Little Pig whom I liked for 7,8 years (not rushing to other work, willing to come out n see his fans, fulfilling my dream of taking pix with u)

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